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Orange Fatass melts down over Biden plan to visit East Palestine

“With the World blowing up around us, with the Middle East on FIRE, Biden has finally decided to visit East Palestine, Ohio, a year late, and only to develop some political credibility because EVERYTHING else he has done has been such a DISASTER. I know those great people, I was there when it counted, and his reception won’t be a warm one. Worst President in History!” writes disgraced former President Trump on Truth Social, as if his showing up for the cameras and buying people fucking McDonald’s was somehow more meaningful than the Biden Administration sending federal agencies to assist in the cleanup and suing Norfolk Southern for their negligence.

It’s also funny that the fat fuck mentions “the World blowing up around us” now when he also literally said “You have a President going to Ukraine and you have people in Ohio that are in desperate need of help,” prior to his visit to the site of the attempted “white genocide” last February.

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