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Chimp okay after biting Indianapolis zoo CEO

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Four US soldiers dead in Lithuania

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Republican more excited than Newsmax guy to cut Medicaid

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Texas fanboy adds “bad-built butch body” to Crockett censure

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CBP announces major egg bust

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French actor denies he grabbed woman’s ass, but even if he did…

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WATCH LIVE: Tulsi and Ratcliffe testify again after blatant perjury

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You’ll never guess which judge got the first Signal shitshow lawsuit

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Remember how Trump said there wasn’t any classified information shared in the Signal chat between his minions? About that…

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Fanboy pissed over Pennsylvania special

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DOGE teenager has a history of cybercrime

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“Threat assessment” on Tesla contradicts “coordination” bullshit

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Vicious coatimundi angrily attacks hiker for interrupting him from vandalizing car and yeah there’s an animal called a coatimundi

18 hours ago

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OH NOES! TRUMP JUST DISENFRANCHISED SO MANY VOTERS!

21 hours ago

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Fox News host accuses Dem of using Signal mess for partisan gain

22 hours ago

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Mosquito control company warns big mosquito season incoming

22 hours ago

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Orange Asshole signs order declassifying “Crossfire Hurricane”

23 hours ago

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Jew-hating transphobe deeply offended

24 hours ago

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Ken Paxton sends stern letter to “Islamic mega city”

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Reich halts green card processing for refugees

1 day ago

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Nancy Mace overdid it on the MAOIs

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Consumer confidence continues to shrink like a little mushroom

1 day ago

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Chicoms hold virtual job fair for DOGEd federal employees

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Nine Montana Republicans sink anti-illegal immigrant employee bill

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Hegseth was warned to stop using Signal

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WATCH LIVE: Really poorly-timed Senate hearing for Tulsi and pals

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Jim Jordan wrestles out of impeaching federal judges

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Donald Trump Susan Collinses Mike Waltz

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Biden secretly laid the trap for Waltz and Hegseth: Tom Cotton

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Mad rush to get those tax cuts for the wealthy in before a recession

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Justin Eichorn single again

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Waltzing into unemployment

1 day ago

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Breitbart calls out false, hypocritical, sin-promoting Christian

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MAGA Reich demands names and ethnicities of college protestors

1 day ago

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McMorrow undorses Schumer

1 day ago

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Pete Hegseth should make a community notes drinking game

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Japanese court orders Moonies church dissolved

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What about Hillary Clinton’s emails?

2 days ago

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White House commands Social Security admin to kill phone service

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Look, lady, my mouth’s like sandpaper and the shakes won’t stop so follow me to Tiki Tom’s and ask your fucking questions there, okay?

2 days ago

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Seattle idiot threw tossed personal files with child porn in dumpster

2 days ago

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Republican Party’s social media team circles back to afterthought

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Orange Tyrant pulls Mayorkas’s Secret Service detail

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MAGA Land feeling strong 👊🇺🇸🔥 vibes

2 days ago

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“You will come away proud that these are the leaders”

2 days ago

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Louis DeJoy quits

2 days ago

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Former Media Matters reporter launches House bid

2 days ago

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False flag reported at Austin Tesla dealership

2 days ago

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Fake propaganda bad again

2 days ago

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Nonagenarians urged to apply for free shitty cinnamon whisky

2 days ago

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