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K9 cop catches yet another Viagra vagabond in The Villages

For the second time in as many weeks a police K9 sniffed out unprescribed Viagra during a traffic stop in The Villages, Florida-area on Saturday, Villages-News.com reports, leading us to suspect that a wave of illicit trafficking of the erectile dysfunction wonder drug has hit the vast, sunwashed golf cart maze hard. Very hard. And it’s lasting much longer than four hours.

Worse, the personal circumstances of the arrest of 39 year-old Matthew Allan Kibbey – carrying 15 of the little blue pills as well as an undisclosed quantity of methamphetamine – and his 34 year-old passenger Jennifer Lynn Whitley – violating a drug charge parole as she was in possession of a pipe and two straws – could suggest that Kibbey and/or Whitley were on their way to make a delivery to an elderly Viagra user rather than Kibbey simply being a user himself. This in contrast to last month’s arrest of 68 year-old Marc Arlon Nuyen. That guy was probably stoned up to his waist on Viagra.

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