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Ronna Not-Romney bids farewell to party she pretended to lead, Mike Whatley and Lara Trump installed in perfunctory vote

Her last formal act of declaring the actual leader of her party to be its paramount, feckless figurehead Republican National Committee chairwoman Ronna Not-Romney McDaniel, forced out eight months before an absolute do-or-die election for the crime of having pretended there was a real primary and holding debates instead of focusing on “election integrity,” gave an emotional farewell speech to the party’s 168 delegates assembled at some hotel in Houston.

“It is a little bit bittersweet to be with all of you here today as I step down as chair after seven years of working with you all… I’m stepping aside today because I have long promised to put the nominee and their plans for the RNC first. Winning the White House back is just too important for me to do otherwise. President Trump deserves to have the team he wants in place at the RNC,” said the woman who literally changed her name to mollify the obese rapist former president.

Then, in a scene reminiscent of the highly choreographed functions of the Chinese Communist Party, the new appointed leadership team of Mike Whatley and co-chair Lara Trump were installed to enforce the Dear Leader’s iron rule of all of conservative politics with no challengers.

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