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Dems boosting Bernie Moreno in Ohio Senate primary

Ever the helpful ones, Democrats are working to push Trump-endorsed bi-curious car dealer Bernie Moreno over the finish line in next week’s Ohio Republican Senate primary to determine the nominee to face incumbent Dem Senator Sherrod Brown in November, NBC News reports.

“Moreno would lead the charge to enact Trump’s MAGA agenda to repeal Obamacare and institute a national ban on abortion… Donald Trump needs Bernie Moreno,” says the ad produced by a PAC linked to Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. “Bernie Moreno does not.”

NBC had actually reported this on Thursday before the AP had picked up the AdultFriendFinder profile story that had been floating around quietly the last few weeks. Considering that the PAC is spending $2.7 million on the ad campaign we would hope that Dems have more than just the profile to indicate that Moreno likes cruising the internet for gay hookups that they can drop after the primary should he win. This week an Emerson Poll found Moreno trailing state Senator Matt Dolan in the race 26 to 23 percent with dipshit Secretary of State Frank LaRose in third at 16 percent, but with 32 percent still undecided and Emerson being not that reliable, who the hell knows.

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