Disgraced former President Trump’s campaign have begun circulating a four page memo titled “The Biden Trial, Talking Points,” ordering them to describe it as “a full-frontal assault on American Democracy and the Constitution” and a “witch hunt” as they’re “blanketing the airwaves” to minimize the political damage that having their Orange God Emperor in court will do, CNN reports.
It need not be said that calling it “The Biden Trial” is complete bullshit, not just in the sense that Joe Biden has nothing to do with it and that the fat fuck’s screeching about the 46th President being somehow behind a state-level prosecution which relies on the fact that one former DOJ guy is on District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s team, but that it’s kind of just really cunty in the most base sense: It’s not Joe Biden on trial, it’s Donald Trump. And he’s having an awful time coping with it.
The edict also commands Trump’s ball-sucking cultists to avoid using the words “hush money” but instead “entries in the company’s records,” and claiming Trump “did not control the books,” in during the trial in which their Orange Allah “faces no realistic threat of jail, even with a wrongful guilty verdict from the jury.” They’ve been wrong about a lot of shit before though, lol.