Speaker of the House Mike Johnson on Monday told reporters that intranational tensions between his junta and rogue terroristic non-state actors Marjorie Taylor Greene and Thomas Massie have eased as the rebels have deescalated their threats to blow everything up, CNN’s Manu Raju reports.
“We have discussed some ideas and we’re going to meet again tomorrow,” Johnson said, seemingly escaped his dramatic hostage crisis. “I understand the frustration. I share it. I would really like to advance much more of our conservative policy on a daily basis here.” Of course it may only be a matter of time before Greene screams “MAGA-HU AKBAR!!!” and detonates her legislative WMD.