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Orange Defendant rages over being unable to intimidate witness

“I have just recently been told who the witness is today. This is unprecedented, no time for lawyers to prepare. No Judge has ever run a trial in such a biased and partisan way. He is CROOKED and HIGHLY CONFLICTED, even taking away my First Amendment Rights. Now he’s threatening me with JAIL, and THEY HAVE NO CASE – This according to virtually all Legal Scholars and Experts! Why isn’t the Fake News Media reporting his Conflict?” wrote fat former President Trump on Truth Social Tuesday morning, evidently freaking out that the gag order specifically prohibits him from shitposting about said witness. Too bad he’s being “disciplined” here and not letting his impulses get the better of him. Maybe the rage-induced spike in blood pressure will do him in for good finally.

Also that’s complete bullshit where he says “the Fake News Media” isn’t reporting on the gag order’s provisions as we just posted clips of Fox News’s coverage on that from Monday afternoon.

JustSecurity’s Adam Klasfeld reports none other than the lady herself, Stormy Daniels, is up.

UPDATE 5/7/2024 8:25 AM EDT: The big fat man-baby deleted the Truth Social post. The Daily Beast seems to be hinting that it was because this was indeed a gag order violation.

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