Disgraced former President Trump’s worshippers are begging their Orange Allah to escape the “ambush” being planned for him during his appearance at the Libertarian convention planned for 8PM EDT on Saturday night, former Daily Beast extremism expert Zach Petrizzo reports, citing MAGA Telegram posts warning of RFK Jr fanboys handing out squeaky rubber chickens to mock him for refusing to take up Bobby Brainworm’s challenge for a debate, “Antifa activists” infiltrating the event, and of course the failed attempt for a “Donald Trump can go fuck himself” resolution.
So yeah, we’re going to have to carry this one if we can find it. Please be aware that any “WATCH LIVE” article here on National Zero is likely to have been pre-queued hours and if Trump cancels at the last minute our “coverage” may not reflect that. We’ll do our best to find an official Libertarian National Party feed for extra hilarity if that happens and someone else takes the stage.