Luling, Texas, already blessed as the home of the massive pagan temples of convenience known as Buc-ee’s, will soon become even more important to its rodent cartoon character-branded empire as the world’s largest location – a 75,000 sq ft behemoth will open on June 10th, KXAN reports.
“We are thrilled to open the doors to the world’s largest Buc-ee’s travel center right here in the Great State of Texas. It’s particularly exciting, considering this is the Buc-ee’s that started it all, so we are really looking forward to celebrating with the incredible people of Luling,” said Buc-ee’s co-founder Stan Beard in a statement proclaiming the New First Temple’s rise from the vast barrens.
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Buc-ee R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn,” Beard may have said in an earlier draft.