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White House confirms contact with CrowdStrike!

“The White House is in regular contact with CrowdStrike’s executive leadership and tracking progress on remediating affected systems. We have offered US government support. Our understanding is that this is not a cyber attack, but rather a faulty technical update,” says the Biden Administration in an update on the ongoing clusterfuck, via some dipshit Epoch Times reporter.

He added a “🚨” emjoi to underscore the supposedly alarming nature of the contact between them.

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