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“They make me fight battles that I shouldn’t have to fight!”

While we apologize for oversaturating the feed with Trump rants the last few days, we also can’t deny they’ve been pretty funny as he freaks the fuck out over losing Joe Biden as his opponent, like his reaction to Minnesota Gov Tim Walz mocking him on Fox News Tuesday, with “Why did Fox News put up Tim Walz, Governor of Minnesota, where I am leading? They make me fight battles that I shouldn’t have to fight!” (Note that only one or two dogshit MAGA polls found him ahead there.)

In reply Mike Flynn posted “Stay away from FOX… [Paul] Ryan hates you and they will never give you a break. Their audiences are small compared to Tucker, Rogan, Roseanne Barr, Hodge Twins, Tim Poole and many others. Get out into the world of the independent podcasters.” Lol.

Trump then, as if anyone actually gave a fuck, randomly posted “I don’t know who said it, or where it came from, perhaps the Radical Left, but I never discussed, or thought of, Jamie Dimon or Larry Fink for Secretary of the Treasury,” and then “Lyin’ Kamala Harris destroys everything she touches!” like he just had to post something negative about her even if it wasn’t actually effective.

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