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Couch fucking joke now officially in Trump campaign statement

“It has been 17 days since Kamala Harris replaced her mentor Crooked Joe Biden and she has refused to engage with the press or participate in interviews. It sounds like the Kamala-Walz campaign is scared of talking about their liberal records or policies, instead talking about non-sensical things like couches and coconuts. We’re not going to talk about couches or coconuts or whatever weird fetish KamalaHQ is into. When we have something to say, we’ll say loud and clear. If Kamala is a coward, we’ll call her a coward. If Tim Walz is a liar, we’ll call him a liar,” says large-headed Trump campaign spokesman Steven Cheung in a typically angry statement.

Well there you have it. They’ve officially addressed the couch meme in the public record. The Rubicon has been crossed and the die is cast as they say. There’s no un-pushin this cushion.

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