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“I absolutely HATE the Fake News Media – So bad for our Country!”

“I spent 2 1/2 hours last night talking to Elon, a fantastic guy, getting all-time record Views/hits, and all the Fake News wants to report is that the servers crashed (because of the tremendous volume!), and the show opened a little late. What they should be reporting was the incredible number of people that were listening. I absolutely HATE the Fake News Media. So bad for our Country!” posted convicted felon/teenage girl former President Trump on Tuesday. We were to understand that the “interview” was an absolute triumph, so why does he care what the “Fake News Media” thinks?

Before that the fat bastard posted “The NYT/Siena Poll has way over sampled Democrat voters, and way under sampled people who voted for me in 2020. The Fake News York Times insisted they do this so that it would look as bad as possible in comparison to their last poll, which was very good for me, way up, and made the very biased Times look ‘stupid,’ just like in 2016. I am actually up on the San Francisco Liberal, despite all of Crooked Media.” That last sentence he didn’t actually finish.

It is true that the Times poll they put out on Saturday did have a high Biden 2020 recalled vote sample relative to the actual result that year (Michigan: Biden +6, Pennsylvania: Biden +5, Wisconsin: Biden +8). It’s also true that on May 13th they put out a set of swing state polls that found Trump up 49 to 42 percent in Michigan (2020 recall was also Biden +6), 47 to 42 percent in Pennsylvania (2020 recall was Trump +4), and tied in Wisconsin (2020 recall was also Trump +4).

…and the fat bastard printed out the whole thing to show to the cameras. He loved it. But now he HATEs the Fake News York Times for not printing something showing him actually up, despite them.

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