Unintentional comedy legend Maria Bartiromo, the uproarious jokester behind classics such as “Russia invaded Ukraine to distract from allegations that Hillary Clinton spied on Trump,” “The Manhattan DA is indicting Trump to distract from Hunter Biden bribery something,” and “Democrats are going to invent a new strain of COVID-19 so they can force Americans to use mail-in ballots in the midterms,” is remixing that line with a new one: Federal prosecutors purposely waited until the day after the most recent Trump assassination attempt to unseal the massive sex trafficking and RICO indictment against Sean “Puff Daddy” Combs. “I saw right through it… The timing of the arrest, please. They must’ve had the P Diddy arrest on the shelf waiting to take it off-the-shelf for when they needed it,” complained Bartiromo to New York Post reporter Miranda Devine on Wednesday.
We’re just assuming the they here is the federal prosecutors. It’s possible, maybe even likely, that Bartiromo is operating as if the prosecutors were actually acting upon the orders of they.