The woman whose police report about a missing cat she thought was being barbequed by her Haitian neighbor is currently making its way around the interwebs, sparking the pussies on the right to mew and cry about The Others, said her cat, Miss Sassy, was found hiding in the basement three days later, the Independent reports. The woman, Anna Kilgore, said she apologized to her innocent neighbors for the trouble–y’know, like the death threats and harassment of his entire community–via a translation app.