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Team Orange starting to panic over first-time female voter turnout

Convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign are starting to freak the fuck out over internal data showing a massive surge in first-time female voters in the swing states – and in Pennsylvania especially – that the fat fuck needs to win to avoid losing and probably going to prison, feeling like they might have peaked too early when they were in ULTRA MAGA INEVITABLE VICTORY FUCK YOU LIBS mode just a week or two ago, Puck’s Tara Palmeri reports on what seems to be driving Donald’s recent string of Truth Social screams over imaginary voter fraud afoot in the Keystone State.

“They’re going so crazy here,” a minion told Palmeri. “Anyone who hears how rabid they are about this issue can’t walk away from this and think they feel comfortable about where they’re at in Pennsylvania. They’re talking about criminal referrals [emphasis Puck’s]. They want to find poll watchers who they feel are engaged in voter suppression so they can refer criminal prosecutions.”

Palmeri writes that RNC Chair Mike Whatley is fucked if Trump loses, while Elon Musk and Charlie Kirk “are firmly planted in Trump’s inner circle and would probably walk away unscathed,” should the worst happen, even though the ground game shitshow will have been their fault and that Musk hired two canvassing operatives previously linked to Ron DeSantis’s failed presidential campaign.

“On Election Night, the former president and three-time presidential candidate will take in the results at a private watch party at Mar-a-Lago with his inner circle, family, closest supporters, and donors. His fan base will be at the Palm Beach convention center, where he’ll arrive when he’s ready to make a statement. I think we already know what that will be,” Palmeri concludes her piece.

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