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Rothschild space laser hacked, targets heir: QAnon fans, probably

A man identified by neighbors as a member of the wealthy Rothschild banking family was killed in a fire in his Hollywood Hills, California home early Wednesday, KABC reports on a tragedy that leads us to speculate that QAnon fans are speculating that somehow the family’s fire-causing space lasers were hacked and the energy beam redirected at one of its owners with lethal precision.

“It is very sad,” neighbor Jim Moore said of the deceased, Will Rothschild. “He was a good guy. A good neighbor.” The parties whom QAnon conspiracy freaks will deem responsible for the hacking are unknown at this point, however it cannot be ruled out that somehow convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s “white hats” and “digital soldiers” took control of the space laser on his orders.

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