Groundhog murderer boosts Elon and Vivek in MAGA civil war

No better voice to help Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy call off the MAGA dogs chasing them over importing tech workers than Mr Rodent Slayer himself, former NYC Mayor Bill DeBlasio.

Jerkoff Walmart delivery driver sued

Lawyer says he can prove Pete Hegseth was framed for climbing on strip club stage, it was someone else from Koch astroturf group

South Korean assembly impeaches prime minister

WATCH LIVE: MAGAlyn Manson commiserates with Nazi slob

New York Post outraged over Times Square Applebee’s location jacking up prices for special New Year’s Eve celebration package

NASA solar probe doesn’t melt on close flyby of the Sun

Fox News propagates smug self-cocksucker’s sanctimonious take

Orange Shitbrain acting strange on his lame social media platform

New Mexico man’s heartwarmingly hilarious Christmas Eve Walmart adventure ends in arrest on felony aggravated burglary

Mexican officials trying to figure out if Trump is serious about attack

Groundhog murderer boosts Elon and Vivek in MAGA civil war

Florida women fall off golf course cliff

Major internecine shitstorm raging in the MAGA-Musk-iverse

Boris Epshteyn out of the Mar-a-Doghouse

Tom Homan pledges family internment camps won’t be “inhumane”

Winning Massachusetts snowplow name plagiarized from Chicago

“We helped get you in office, please take care of us”

“Shot across the bow”

Former Shen Yun hostage wrangled back in by Epoch Times

Colleges warning foreign students to come back before Jan 20th

Taiwanese election loser charged with corruption

Remember to tip your pizza delivery drivers

Revedere Nicolae, 35 years later

Biden signs bill making bald eagle official bird of the US

Christmas miracle at California jail

Santa Claus escapes Florida cops on motorcycle

Team Orange plans to re-withdraw from WHO

Netanyahu cancels Christmas in Bethlehem

John Solomon reports new goalpost erected

“Hitler is teasing German expansion into Poland, Norway, France”

Hawaiian volcano acting like Nancy Mace

Histrionic personality disorder doesn’t take holidays off

“No one says, ‘Damn, this guy’s a fighter'”

Obama judge gets Gaetz vs House Ethics

Axios reports competition catching up

House Ethics report accuses Matt Gaetz of pretty much everything you expected, plus corruption and obstruction of Congress

Team Orange plans to set off 14th Amendment case themselves

Orange Fuhrer threatens war against Panama over canal

“Feels as if Elon Musk is our Prime Minister”

Indianapolis man feels full impact of US freight rail industry

Yeah but Hunter Biden

Texas Congresswoman has lived in a dementia home for months

House Ethics to release Gaetz report on Monday

New York Post reports Wall Street should factor in what could have been when making major investment decisions in this timeline

“Hitler tamed by prison”: New York Times, December 21st, 1924

Saudi arrested in vehicle attack an anti-Muslim, pro-AfD turncoat

Movie night Friday: Edge of Tomorrow

Vice President-Elect Trump fucking pissed

House defies Elon Musk, passes funding bill

Yeah, this is “Over the target”