Mininnguaq Kleist, Greenland’s permanent secretary for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, tells CBS News that suspected cocaine user Donald Trump Jr’s trip there is “a private visit and that is being respected by Naalakkersuisut – the Government of Greenland. Therefore, there will also not be reactions to the visit. Our country is open for visits, visitors are welcome in our beautiful country.”
Separately Reuters reports that Don Jr this morning – flying on “Trump Force One” – has already landed in the vast frozen territory’s capital of Nuuk, the visit lasting only four or five hours to film content for his stupid podcast, and won’t be meeting with any public or elected officials.
Which is pretty lame. You would think that if Donalds Senior and Junior were serious about this – and flying to fucking Greenland in January should signal something akin to “seriousness” – they would actually do their homework and find some local legislator or mayor or even a police chief to help promote the idea of annexation rather than just jerking around for a podcast stunt.
The fat bastard later posted a video of his rickety plane landing in Nuuk. “The reception has been great. They, and the Free World, need safety, security, strength, and PEACE! This is a deal that must happen. MAGA. MAKE GREENLAND GREAT AGAIN!” Trump wrote on Truth Social.