No probable cause for "arsonist" detained by citizens

The still-unidentified “homeless” guy caught supposedly wielding a “flamethrower” in the Los Angeles suburb of Calabasas on Thursday is not being on a probable cause warrant for arson, as the LAPD tells Fox 11’s Alex Michaelson cops have not found enough evidence the guy set any fires.

The good news for those who would be inclined to freak the fuck out over the LAPD letting him back on the street is that he’s not actually out and instead being held on a felony probation violation.

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No probable cause for “arsonist” detained by citizens

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Karen does not want to speak to the America manager

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“They have a responsibility to elect competent leadership”

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Notice how he doesn’t say it’s a lie

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West Virginia psychopath delegate resigns, handing seat to Dems

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“There’s a value in taking him seriously but not literally”

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DeSantis-ordered investigation finds zero COVID vax crimes

“He bucks tradition, he doesn’t do what others do”

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