The explosion of solar farms in rural parts of the United States have brought job and food security to untold thousands of dumb sheep who have no fucking idea whatsoever of what outgoing President Biden’s energy policies have done to make their lives better, the Associated Press reports.
One company that services solar farms outside of Austin alone employs over 8,000 of these uneducated and foul-smelling rural Texans who are tasked with removing the grass and weeds before they can grow high enough to block any sunlight from reaching the photovoltaic panels. And there’s a lot of such work with the proliferation of solar farms across Texas and other Red States.
“Just the growth has been kind of crazy for us,” said sheepherder JR Howard, who named his company Texas Solar Sheep. “It’s been great for me and my family,” Howard continued, adding he expects to nearly double his 28-strong human workforce by the end of the year. Just going to stay out of speculating about whether he and however many on his staff that are adult US citizens voted.