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Republican Florida county water official caught sexting cop posing as 14 year-old boy, blames state’s internet porn age verification law

The Clay County, Florida Soil and Water Conservation Board is down a vice chair and the Sunshine State’s government is somehow sort of indirectly responsible, at least according to the pederast arrested last Friday. Action News Jax reports that the now-former Vice Chair, 30 year-old Harrison “Ted” Clark, who resigned late Saturday, had admitted his guilt immediately when cops confronted him in the parking lot where the elected Republican thought he was meeting a 14 year-old boy, telling officers he “had developed an interest in children through his pornography addiction. He also blamed the incident on recent legislation that made pornography in Florida harder to access.”

“PornHub ended its service in the state this month,” Action Jax then mentions in the article, as well as that Clark was pretty explicit in his chats with the “boy” he’d been excited to meet. “Hopefully not too old for ya,” he wrote after telling the not-14 year-old boy his age in a text conversation.

Clark is the son of Clay County School Board member Beth Clark, who doesn’t appear to be a Moms for Liberty jihadi. She’s definitely MAGA however, and pals with vile Congresswoman Kat Cammack.

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