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Seb Gorka basically tells egg price voters to go fuck themselves

3 hours ago

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Former Taco Bell manager faces trial over unlawful firing

4 hours ago

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Habba shades Kayleigh McEnany for some reason

5 hours ago

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Mr Greatest Economy Ever blames the Fed

8 hours ago

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MAGA Reich may soon drop case against Eric Adams

8 hours ago

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Menendez sentenced to 11 years in the joint

9 hours ago

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Orange Dumbass thinks Hamas was building bombs with condoms

10 hours ago

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White House rescinds Trump freeze on funding

12 hours ago

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Like they didn’t know how it was going to go for Bobby

12 hours ago

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BREAKING: ELON MUSK NOMINATED FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

12 hours ago

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Tesla investors want to know if CEO is a Nazi

13 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Bobby Brainworms faces confirmation hearing

15 hours ago

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Supermarket massacre by man named “Sanchez” not in news

15 hours ago

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Washington Examiner: “Trump inherits bleak economic landscape”

16 hours ago

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Middle East’s savior to sign order deporting “antisemites”

17 hours ago

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Mike Pence tries to rope Senate GOP away from Bobby Brainworms

17 hours ago

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Oklahoma state school board approves “papers, please” rule

18 hours ago

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Surprise! The “$50 million in condoms for Gaza” story is bullshit

19 hours ago

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Axios “battlegrounds” illustration maybe just a tad simplistic

19 hours ago

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Orange Fatass still making shit up about water

20 hours ago

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USDA predicts egg prices to go up another 20 percent

1 day ago

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Doomsday clock nudged again

1 day ago

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Hegseth pulls Mark Milley’s security, orders investigation

1 day ago

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Heavy metal found near site of fucking righteous fire

1 day ago

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Federal judge blocks Trump funding fuckery

1 day ago

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Stephen Miller simply oozes masculinity and confidence

1 day ago

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Paul Pelosi hammered out quick sale of Nvidia stock before crash

1 day ago

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Medicaid down for non-maintenance

1 day ago

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Grassley and Durbin meow at Trump over IGs getting fired

1 day ago

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WATCH LIVE: Blondi’s first press conference

1 day ago

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Caroline Kennedy undorses Cousin Bobby for HHS

1 day ago

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MAGA Congressman wants first graders to work for school lunches

2 days ago

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Johnson tells House GOP debt ceiling lift unlikely

2 days ago

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Danish museum says come check out their fossilized puke

2 days ago

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“Never bow down to a tyrant”

2 days ago

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Whitmer passes on Senate run

2 days ago

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Low-star power MAGA “media analyst” frustrated with “narrative”

2 days ago

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Vast majority of Greenlanders oppose US annexation: poll

2 days ago

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Michigan Dem Senator Gary Peters to retire

2 days ago

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Noem was armed and ready to take out any illegal chihuahuas

2 days ago

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Politico gently warns Trump there might be actual consequences

2 days ago

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California fire plaintiff obtains video of power lines arcing

2 days ago

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Tucker claims Biden tried to have Putin assassinated

2 days ago

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Fox News weirdly uses “MAGA insurrectionist” in story lede

2 days ago

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“Enjoy the water, California!!!”

2 days ago

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Orange Caesar frees wanted suspected pedophile from prison

2 days ago

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Native born career criminal suggests deporting less wealthy ones

2 days ago

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California Dems intro bill allowing fire victims to sue Big Oil

2 days ago

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Scott Bessent confirmed US Treasury Secretary

2 days ago

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Mike Johnson pre-disowns price spikes from tariffs

2 days ago

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