“I have been fully briefed on the terrible accident which just took place at Reagan National Airport. May God Bless their souls. Thank you for the incredible work being done by our first responders. I am monitoring the situation and will provide more details as they arise,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday morning, a switch from the confusion and bewilderment expressed in an after midnight Truth Social screed where he wrote “The airplane was on a perfect and routine line of approach to the airport. The helicopter was going straight at the airplane for an extended period of time. It is a CLEAR NIGHT, the lights on the plane were blazing, why didn’t the helicopter go up or down, or turn. Why didn’t the control tower tell the helicopter what to do instead of asking if they saw the plane. This is a bad situation that looks like it should have been prevented. NOT GOOD!!!”
In related news and to put to rest any mystery of where this is eventually going, “Diet George Santos” MAGA Congressman Andy Ogles on Thursday started “just asking questions” about whether “DEI” had anything to do with the horrific mid-air collision. He then claimed there’s “overwhelming” support for his bill to amend the constitution allow Trump to serve a third term.