Kanye West celebrates victory in quest for more attention

Yaaaaaay wooohoooo (gay nigga voice) Got top trending and a couple under too Go lakers Not sure why I said that Just sounded like some stupid shit to say cause I’m wetarded pic.twitter.com/x0o6y6WaCP

— ye (@kanyewest) February 7, 2025

Hard to describe what former Trump and Elon Musk pal Kanye West’s Twitter feed looks like right now other than just saying that “CALL ME YAYDOLF YITLER AND YOUR BITCH STILL WANTS TO FUCK” is among the less offensive posts. Equally hard is coming up with the right words to summarize a mental breakdown when he’s been having one for like a decade.

Remember when Jim Jordan was a Kanye West fan for like a week or two? That was good stuff.

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