Stephen A. Smith Doubles Down on 2028 Run Chatter As He Slams Dems For Having No 'National Voice': 'I Did Not Ask For This, I Don't Want This' https://t.co/O8ez7DrNPw
— Mediaite (@Mediaite) March 6, 2025
“Uhnnnn… Oh my… Uhnnnn yes! Oh mmmmmummmhmmm! UHNNNNNN! Mmmmm… Oh yes, Steven A Smi- uhnnnnn Oh my Gooooood- Mmmmhmmm uhn He’s flirting with a presidential ru- MMM… MMMMM… Uhnnnn, mmmm,” Mediaite staff writer Zach Leeman probably moaned on Thursday.
“Mmhnnn… Okay, okay, so the headline’s gotta say ‘Stephen A Smith Doubles Down on 2028 Run Chatter As He Slams Dems For Havi-‘ OH GOD, YES! YES! YESSSSSS! AHHHHNNNNNN!” Leeman continued during what had to be like a three hour-long struggle to contain his spasm-ridden ecstasy.
Leeman may or may not have then immediately died of a purely sexual pleasure-induced cerebral edema at the mere inkling that Bill Maher could join the ticket as Smith’s running mate.