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Faced with rising costs, Trump falls back on trusty strategy

“Gas and grocery prices are WAY DOWN, just like I said they would be. Eggs are plentiful, and down 87 percent. NICE!” posted convicted felon President Trump on his shitty Twitter clone Thursday.

Ah, classic Trump. Faced with a failure of governing on his part, he’s falling back on his tried-and-true strategy: Lie. At $3.17 per gallon, gas is up 5 cents in the national average from when he took office on January 20th. The US Consumer Price Index put food prices up 0.4 percent last month, and the average price of a dozen eggs was $6.22 in March, up from $5.89 in February.

“THE DEMOCRATS ARE FIGHTING LIKE HELL TO KEEP MURDERERS, AND ALL OTHER TYPE OF CRIMINALS, SOLIDLY IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THEY HAVE GONE CRAZY, AND ARE ONLY GETTING WORSE!!!” the fat shit also posted. Something about the all caps claim that the other people are going crazy and only getting worse really makes this one special. There’s also that it’s a little difficult to take him seriously on that issue when he just lies about the other one.

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