Taking a page out of now-former Canadian Prime Minster Justin Trudeau’s meaningless gestures as a means of allowing convicted felon President Trump an off-ramp to declare victory in the early battles of World War Trade, China’s Xi Regime are putting out feelers to find ways to “address the Trump administration’s gripes over China’s role in the fentanyl trade,” the Wall Street Journal reports.
If and when the glasnost comes and the two tyrants back down from their centimeter-based dick measuring contest we can look forward to right wing media declaring that this is the greatest victory for America since, no greater than, the end of World War II, after which Xboxes will still be more expensive and zero Americans will be working in reshored jobs assembling iPhones and manufacturing will not have made the promised comeback because the pain was necessary to make sure that children’s toys don’t have lead paint in them and so on. None of that will or will have ever mattered if the fat fuck takes this off-ramp that you’d be foolish to bet big against him taking.