Asked on Tuesday morning if he would deport former friend Ketamine Brain over his renewed opposition to the Big Beautiful Bill, convicted felon President Trump told reporters “We’ll have to take a look,” before going into more general, realistic threats. “We might have to put DOGE on Elon. You know what DOGE is? The monster that might have to go back and eat Elon. Wouldn’t that be terrible? He gets a lot of subsidies,” Trump said as captured by clip guy Acyn Torabi.

Now obviously the exchange – likely prompted by Trump writing “Elon would probably have to close up shop and head back home to South Africa” in his overnight rant – skipped a step because there’s no simply deporting naturalized US citizens. Key word there is “naturalized” because the Trump Regime last month ordered the Justice Department to “prioritize” denaturalizations of anyone they don’t like by finding misrepresentations on the forms they filled out during the process.

You know who might have made misrepresentations during his US citizenship process? Elon Musk.

The fat bastard also complained about NYC quasi-Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani saying “I’ve heard he’s a total nutjob. He wants to operate the grocery stores, the department stores. What about the people that are there?” and was excited about the “Alligator Alcatraz” ICE gulag he’s headed to go visit, saying “Snakes are fast but alligators – we’re going to teach them how to run away from an alligator. Don’t run in a straight line, run like this,” as he made a zig-zag motion with his hand.