It’s not clear from CNN’s reporting on possibly former Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino whether he actually showed up to work after fucking off last week, as they write “As of Monday morning, no one in leadership at the Justice Department had spoken to Bongino since Wednesday, when he implied that he could no longer continue in his position as long as Bondi was there,” citing “sources familiar.”
Convicted felon President Trump is personally extremely pissed at the former podcaster bro and sources expect him to quit if he hasn’t already, though Jaydee called him, Director K$H Patel and Pam Bondi to try to mediate. Still, per CNN, Bongino’s position has “become basically untenable” and it’s pretty much a matter of when and not if he leaves on acrimonious terms.
In related news, former Israeli Prime Minister Naftali Bennett took a lot of shit from MAGA world Monday after furiously denying the Mossad had any connections to the very same issue:
Epstein had been dead for years before you became prime minister.
Meanwhile, Epstein’s ties to former Israeli PM Ehud Barak were so extensive that your current prime minister demanded an investigation a month before Epstein died to determine the nature of their relationship. https://t.co/6tgmL2sy0N pic.twitter.com/rZOr1sbSBW
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) July 14, 2025
1) One of Epstein's closest friends was former Israeli PM Ehud Barak.
2) A key source of Epstein's vast wealth, though mysterious, was from Les Wexner, whose primary life cause is Israel.
3) Ghislaine Maxwell's father – the billionaire Robert Maxwell — was a Mossad agent who… https://t.co/c14Qh7o8Z5
— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) July 14, 2025
Acosta later told DOJ’s Office of Prof. Respon. that he did not have any info Epstein was an intel asset, which contrasted w/earlier reporting that he told the Trump transition team Epstein “belonged to intelligence” & had been ordered to “leave it alone.” Also that he’d “been…
— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) July 14, 2025
Wrote Bennett, who served for like ten months: “As a former Israeli Prime Minister, with the Mossad having reported directly to me, I say to you with 100 percent certainty: The accusation that Jeffrey Epstein somehow worked for Israel or the Mossad running a blackmail ring is categorically and totally false. Epstein’s conduct, both the criminal and the merely despicable, had nothing whatsoever to do with the Mossad or the State of Israel. Epstein never worked for the Mossad. This accusation is a lie being peddled by prominent online personalities such as Tucker Carlson pretending they know things they don’t. They just make things up, say it with confidence and these lies stick, because it’s Israel. There’s a vicious wave of slander and lies against my country and my people, and we just won’t take it anymore.” Israel should release their Epstein files, lol.
And the fat fuck’s on TV again, maybe he’ll take questions from reporters…
…though it’s probably just be mostly bullshit like “But the gas has gotten to the lowest level in decades. And you’re seeing $1.99, $1.98..8, I saw $1.95 at certain states.”