A chart on this month’s Marquette University Law School national survey shows that a pretty slim majority – 55 percent – of Republican voters think convicted felon President Trump’s policies lower inflation, which is stupid but still progress considering the overwhelming majority – 76 percent – of the fucking idiots who were under that notion in early December 2024. While the rise in the number of GOP respondents who say Trump’s policies will increase/are increasing inflation rose from 11 to 26 percent, what’s funnier is the increase for “Have no effect on inflation” from 14 to 19 percent.

Must’ve been painful for that 5 percent, that after four years of “Biden made my Big Mac Extra Value Meal more expensive” the most they can admit to themselves and a pollster is that “Okay, Trump’s not actually lowering prices.” Fascinating to ponder the kind of psychic torment one must self-inflict to maintain that “neutral” position rather than letting go and admitting that the fat fuck is making life worse while allowing those behind a sex-trafficking operation to escape the consequences.

In another question demonstrating how certain aspects of reality are steadily if slowly percolating into the fluid-filled brains of MAGA voters the number of Republican respondents who said the Big Beautiful Bill would “reduce or increase federal deficit” dropped from 78 percent in early May to 56 percent this month while the number who said it would increase doubled from 22 to 44.