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Texas Republican says stripper’s story has some true elements

Republican Texas state Representative Giovanni Capriglione, fresh off his announcement that he won’t be running for reelection because of what that stripper blabbed about to MAGA website Current Revolt, tells the Texas Tribune in a statement that his last extramarital affair was “years ago” and that the other allegations like paying her and other women for sex are “categorically false and easily disproven” adding he had “never, nor would I ever, pay for an abortion.”

Oh wait he said “pay for an abortion” and not “get a donor or a staffer or someone to pay for the abortion of a fetus that was formed from my sperm.” Sharp dude, getting all precise with his language like that on that very specific assertion. Almost offsets the part where he said that it’s “easily disproven” as though he then immediately supplied a full ZIP file of the system image of every smartphone he’s ever owned, every phone bill, his email passwords, his bank accounts, credit card bills and any other conceivable method of not actually directly disproving it let alone “easily.”

But hey, a limited hangout where he quits politics because he fucked around on the side years ago, which seems awfully goddamned extra, is wage enough for the sin of his conservative values.

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