This story’s a bit idiosyncratic. Not that it comes across as non-credible or inauthentic, but it’s both vague and over-the-top brazen, so it’s best just to go in a straight line with what two members of the Oklahoma State Board of Education told NonDoc.com about what they saw on a screen in far-right extremist state Superintendent Ryan Walters’ office during an executive meeting on Thursday.

Board members Becky Carson and Ryan Deatherage – both right wingers appointed by Gov Kevin Stitt within the last year – were the only ones who could see the screen from their vantage point during the meeting. Neither have any idea whatsoever the context of the footage was or whether it was definitely porn, save for Carson thinking it was kind of “retro” in nature and that the women might’ve been lying on “chiropractic” tables. So not definitely not massage table porn.

“I was like, ‘What am I seeing?’ I kind of was in shock, honestly. I started to question whether I was actually seeing what I was seeing. I was like, ‘Is that woman naked?’ And then I was like, ‘No, she’s got a body suit on.’ And it happened very quickly, I was like, ‘That is not a body suit.’ And I hate to even use these terms, but I said, ‘Those are her nipples,'” Carson said and just gotta stop right there to both lol at she “hates to even use” the word “nipples” and note that it also doesn’t hurt her credibility. At the very least she’s a convincing liar if this is some kind of palace coup plot

“And then I was looking closer, and I got a full-body view, and I was like, ‘That is pubic hair.’ Even right now, I couldn’t even tell you what I was watching,” Carson continued, still having no idea of the exact nature of the footage but crystal clear what she was looking at, adding “the mama bear and teacher in me came out” and she “stopped the meeting cold” by confronting Walters immediately.

Carson said “was so disturbed by it, that I was like – very loudly and boastfully, like I was a parent or a teacher – I said, ‘What is on your TV? What am I watching?’ He was like, ‘What? What are you talking about?’ He stood up and saw it. He made acknowledgment that he saw it And I said, ‘Turn it off. Now.’ And he was like, ‘What is this? What is this?’ So he acknowledged it was inappropriate just by those words. And he was like, ‘I can’t get it to turn off. I can’t figure out how to turn it off.'”

“And I said, ‘Get it turned off.’ So he finally got it turned off, and that was the end of it. He didn’t address it. He didn’t apologize. Nothing was said,” she continued adding Walters “blew it off” and acted as if he had “just been caught… Like a teenager when you walk in the room and they’re doing something they’re not supposed to be doing,” Carson said of the Trump Bible cartel chief/hardcore anti-“inappropriate sexual material” crusader whose other greatest hits in his time leading the Sooner State’s 47th-ish-ranked public education system include requiring mentions of race excised from lessons on the 1921 Tulsa race massacre and hiring fucking Libs of TikTok as an advisor.

Oh and heavily implying he thinks the “T” in “CRT” stands for “transgenderism” and not “theory.”

🚨 We are checking textbooks to ensure there is NO CRT in our state curriculum.

If you can't teach math without talking about transgenderism, go to California or go to New York—not Oklahoma. https://t.co/yFTXNEtFt7

— Ryan Walters (@RyanWalters_) November 1, 2023

“What an absolute joke of a story and this is embarrassing from you to write a junk tabloid lie. Any number of people have access to these offices, you have a hostile board who will say and do anything except tell the truth, and now, ‘NonsenseDoc’ is reporting on an alleged random TV cable image. Rock solid truth in journalism,” wrote Walters’ spokesman Quinton Hitchcock wrote to NonDoc.

Other witness board member Ryan Deathridge said he believes “that Superintendent Walters should be held accountable just like we would any other school teacher, which means at this point — based on other things we’ve looked at in executive session — we would probably pull his (teaching) certificate and put him on his own list. We should treat it the same.”