Movie Night Saturday: The Island

Behold, an actually legitimately complex and kind of smart and challenging movie by Michael Bay. Such rare gems exist just as a Steven Spielberg film that is a piece of shit does. BONUS: The Island does in fact reference abuse of innocent bodies of by the rich, but it’s not like Epstein Island. Mostly.

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