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Chairman Mao Smalldong annoyed at being called a communist

“I PAID ZERO FOR INTEL, IT IS WORTH APPROXIMATELY 11 BILLION DOLLARS. All goes to the USA, why are ‘stupid’ people unhappy with that? I will make deals like that for our Country all day long. I will also help those companies that make such lucrative deals with the United States States. I love seeing their stock price go up, making the USA RICHER, AND RICHER. More jobs for America!!! Who would not want to make deals like that?” posted the Mandarin Madman on Monday morning.

Probably some math issues in there considering Intel’s market value is about $108 billion.

Later the fat fuck demonstrated a dim awareness of the current predicament facing former South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol, who’s pretty much where Trump should be now. “WHAT IS GOING ON IN SOUTH KOREA? Seems like a Purge or Revolution. We can’t have that and do business there. I am seeing the new President today at the White House. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

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