Krazy Karoline tells Fox News White House Correspondent Jacqui Heinrich that “the President will be making an exciting announcement related to the Department of Defense,” at 2 PM EDT on Tuesday this being the potentially gravely ill old bastard’s first public press availability in a week after his rambling, tedious, and very stupid three-and-a-half-hour cabinet meeting last Tuesday.
The fat fuck is probably going to announce and executive order renaming the Department of Defense back to its pre-1947 name of the Department of War, something he all-but-certainly cannot do by unilateral fiat but like with the “Gulf of America” will simply try to impose his will anyway.