Stupid New York City Mayor Eric Adams needed more media attention on Thursday so he told business leaders he was considering dropping out of his doomed reelection bid, WNBC devotes attention to. Sources in the room for the attention grab said the attention whore explained he would continue to watch polls, which aren’t getting any better for him, and adding that races are not determined until the last four weeks. Responding to WNBC’s attention, Adams campaign officials probably took a long sip of their exquisite Turkish coffee and said the mayor would commission his own poll to determine his next move before they resumed browsing vacation packages to the stunning Aegean sea resort town of Alanya using someone else’s credit card number.
The sources told WNBC that Adams had told the business leaders that he badmouthed rival former New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo but then said “I love the city more than I dislike Andrew.”