There’s another Earth out there in the multiverse where the headline’s in all caps and the nouns have been changed – as well as the year – and the story ran some time in late May. An Earth where Charlie Kirk is railing against President Kamala Harris’s choice of pantsuit for the September 11th memorial ceremony, where French, Polish, and British troops are driving truck after truck after truck full of ammo and lethal drones to support the Ukrainian offensive to capture Sebastopol, where Hunter Biden’s podcast interview of Don Jr was two weeks ago and Mediaite is still posting stupid articles about it, where National Zero’s Soros Bucks memecoin faces a major SEC investigation for fraud and Spartan keeps complaining that Abbe Lowell is too goddamned expensive…
Oh wait the same headline above would’ve ran too because disgraced Jair Bolsonaro was convicted by a panel vote of the Brazilian Supreme Court Thursday of his failed post-2022 election coup attempt following his embarrassing defeat to now-President Luiz Lula, the AP reports.