More than a third of recent surge of recruits to convicted felon President Trump’s newly expanded ICE have failed to pass the physical fitness test requiring them to do 15 push-ups and 32 sit-ups, and run 1.5 miles in 14 minutes, the Atlantic reports citing an internal email that said the agency’s been drawing “a considerable amount of athletically allergic candidates.” These recruits had “misrepresented” their physical condition on application forms, a real pain in the ass for the agency, having already shipped these fat incels to the training academy in Georgia before rejecting them.
Leaders have now ordered recruitment offices to conduct the tests locally. Shocking that morally weak men who want to abuse innocent migrants would be physically weak too, right?