WATCH LIVE: Another lame House GOP press conference

Them boys are extra butthurt after their warnings of a nightmarish outbreak of bloody civil unrest over the weekend failed to come to fruition, forcing them to pivot to “Nuh-uh, Trump’s not a king.”

Regime offering $3 million and asylum for info on Haitian gangs

WATCH LIVE: Decaying corpse holds cabinet meeting

IOC bans trans athletes from female sports

Kamala Harris packs schedule with fundraisers across South

Rising MAGA star all in on tweets boosting GOP midterm prospects

Rural Nevada county GOP chair vows to “fight, fight, fight 100 percent, very much like Trump” against Trump DOJ “witch hunt”

House Intel chair just can’t do a “Sir, thank you” yarn like the old man

MAGA Wisconsin man to face trial on water park jack off incident

Grandpa having a rough morning

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor addresses his supplicants

Fannie Man tries again on Letitia James criminal referrals

Mortgage rates hits 6.43 percent

Corey Lewandowski evidently declines firing from government

Seven Chinese dognapping victims escape butcher, journey home

White House turns down Ketamine Brain’s offer to pay TSA

Senate GOP still pretending on SAVE Act: Watch live

Regime “settles” with Mike Flynn

Jaydee’s Budapest Blast set for April 7-8th

WATCH LIVE: Karoline’s Kampf

Fourth Musketeer’s skeleton possibly found in Netherlands

Fat idiot adds misplaced apostrophe to self-contradictory lie

Fox News guy not cutting Jesus Dork any slack, at all

White House oligarch council named

“Lol, no”: Iranians on Trump ceasefire offer

Farm bailout champion alleges Blue States using food stamps and other welfare benefits to buy voters off and keep Dems in power

Military officials brief toddler with video reel of “stuff blowing up”

Raskin says Trump had financial motive for stealing docs

Unintelligence official accuses Mike Flynn, etc of treason

Dem flips Palm Beach Florida state House seat

Orange Man endorses Orban, again, for like the third time this year

John Brennan under criminal investigation

North Carolina state Senate President concedes primary defeat

Top Box-o-Wine lieutenant admitted there’s no case against Powell

WATCH LIVE: Markwayne sworn in as second choice after Noem

Florida lawmakers end session before banning synthetic opioid

Ted Cruz hails the courage of Republican Senators who stood up to corrupt, dangerous president and forced him to resign in shame

Steve Bannon gets excited about deploying ICE for midterms again

Delta suspends special Congressional fast lane

Cornhole amped to piss away $200 billion on another forever war

Groomer just completely screwed in Tennessee GOP gov primary

Trump to host notorious Jeffrey Epstein accomplice’s brother

Couchman outraged at air travelers mocking, heckling ICE agents

Jaydee privately rips into Netanyahu over West Bank settler rioting

Fat Hitler votes by mail, again

Bloomberg reports lobster in life vest a symbol of business peril

You’ll never guess who cut off a dead raccoon’s cock and saved it

Oversharing online in 2026: Is now the time?

Regime paying French company $1 billion to not build wind farms

WATCH LIVE: SAVE Act kayfabe continues

Kalshi to ban athletes and politicians from platform