Failed Trump assassin Ryan Routh on Thursday asked Florida MAGA Judge Alieen Cannon to sentence him to do his no doubt lengthy time in a federal prison located in a state where assisted suicide is legal, thereby ensuring that Routh will be imprisoned in a state other than California, Colorado, Delaware, Hawaii, Maine, Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico, Oregon, Vermont, or Washington. Cannon may in fact take it a step further and order the Bureau of Prisons to keep Routh locked in a coffin naked with his head restrained 24 hours a day just to be on the safe side.
That lede risking giving the extremist jurist ideas out of the way, it’s a pretty much a non-starter as federal prisoners are statutorily prohibited from using any public funds for assisted suicide. There’s also that, unless it’s in Vermont or Oregon, he would need to be an established resident of the state, which is probably kind of a pain in the ass for a federal inmate to do. Lastly, he also needs to be diagnosed with a terminal illness to qualify. So maybe Ry should’ve done some research on this first before making the big ask of Judge Jackboots, who will consider it when prolonging his suffering.
The National Suicide Prevention Hotline in the United States is available 24 hours a day, seven days a week at 1-800-273-8255 or 988. Please call or text if you need to talk to someone.