“We had three Republican candidates who were ahead on election day in last cycle, and every time a new tranche of ballots came in they just magically whittled away until their leads were lost. It looks on its face to be fraudulent. Can I prove that? No,” said Jesus Dork Speaker Mike Johnson Tuesday when asked if he agrees with convicted felon President Trump’s batshit insane call for the Republicans to somehow “nationalize elections” in “15 states,” in November. “Looks fraudulent.”
Must be nice to be that entitled of a cunt that merely having a suspicion makes one feel morally justified in tilting the table to one’s advantage. The NFL refs should apply the same logic to the “Big Game” on Sunday, make the Patriots’ receivers take off their right cleat just bec- Oh wait the Patriots did cheat a bunch of times over the last two decades. Plus their owner liked to get handjobs at a massage parlor owned by a Chinese spy who was often spotted hanging out at Mar-a-Lago.
Bad analogy. How about Republicans just have their own unofficial TurningPoint USA midterms on November 4? It’ll be a celebration of freedom without any woke Puerto Ricans to deal with.