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They already know they’re gonna get crushed in the ratings

It’s kind of cut off here but you can see enough of it at the bottom of the above image in the tweet embed “Will you watch All-American Halftime Show?” (missing a “the”) seems as clear a message as any that when they first impulsively came up with the idea there was this vague feeling that somehow, some way, that it would be SO MUCH more popular than the real Super Bowl show.

And now, with just over 24 hours left it’s like “Oh fuck Summertime in Northern Michigan isn’t even going to pull a tenth of the viewership of Bad Bunny but it’s too late to back down so let’s just absolutely hammer Twitter and every other platform to obligate MAGAmericans to watch.”

OR maybe there’s another plan and by the time Monday morning dawns Catturd will be triumphal over the 110.7 billion concurrent unique livestreams that the Rumble page shows and then angrily snap over the community note stating that there are only about 9 billion living people on Earth.

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