For what appears to be the first time in over five total years of misrule by convicted felon President Trump has either a member of Congress or one of their staff apparently deliberately leaked to the media a talking points memo composed by the White House – that time in 2019 when it was the company lines on the first impeachment some dumbass staffer had accidentally included Democrats on the email list. Someone’s obviously trying to undermine Team Orange from within the party and can’t blame them considering the shit they’ve been handed, like this canned response to “What do you say to Americans who say this is not worth the American casualties?” or similar:

“The Iranian Regime would kill any American if given the chance. These are vicious and radical terrorists who hate our country and our very way of life. Thousands of Americans have been killed by Iran over the years – President Trump is ensuring they can no longer pose a direct threat to our people and our country,” which Anna Paulina Luna already got tripped up on Sunday on MS Now.

But the “if given the chance” is, Jesus Christ, you could say the same thing about North Korea, Belarus, Myanmar, Sudan, arguably Russia and just keep going so it doesn’t mean shit.

Then there’s this from the crew that brought you “TRUMP LOW PRICES / KAMALA HIGH PRICES”:

They really expect a base trained to ignore nuance to stay awake through that many words?

Worse, here’s one of their top grifter fanboys laying out a more compelling case for America First:

I can't take the gaslighting, guys. I really can't. Conservatives are now running around saying "Iran has been waging war on us for 47 years." Okay then why didn't any of you call for an attack on Iran at any point until now? Why didn't you make a case for Trump "ending the war,…

— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) March 2, 2026

“Why didn’t you make a case for Trump ‘ending the war, not starting it’ until precisely the moment when Trump did it? You and I both know that you are latching onto a talking point you never used until 45 seconds ago. You and I both know that almost every conservative influencer in the business was opposed to war with Iran until just now. And now you’re trying to use justifications that stretch back decades. It doesn’t make any sense. If you changed your mind, fine. Say so. Explain why.”

“You’re allowed to change your mind. I’ve changed my mind about things. But don’t try to rewrite history. Be honest about it. There’s too much at stake to play these games,” Walsh continued.