Judge tosses Ketamine Brain v Twitter Ad Boycotters

US District Judge Jane Boyle on Thursday tossed drug-addicted billionaire Elon Musk’s lawsuit against the World Federation of Advertisers that the asshole filed after brands began boycotting Twitter ad buys en masse following his 2022 acquisition of the platform, Reuters reports.

“The very nature of the alleged conspiracy does not state an antitrust claim, and the court therefore has no qualm dismissing with prejudice,” Boyle wrote in her order ending Elon’s revenge quest.

Judge tosses Ketamine Brain v Twitter Ad Boycotters

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