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Markwayne pauses warehouse acquisitions for ICE gulags

11 minutes ago

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Pete was able to close one eye long enough to type this

1 hour ago

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Trump grabs Kuntz for Southern Florida district court nomination

7 hours ago

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Pam Bondi may be flushed down the golden toilet soon: CNN

9 hours ago

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Mental train wreck declares victory over Iran or some shit: Live

10 hours ago

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Indiana Bud Light truck joyrider was also over the legal limit

10 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Artemis II launches translunar orbit mission

13 hours ago

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Border Patrol chief accused of preferring Asian, Latina prostitutes

14 hours ago

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Lawyer says quadruple amputee killed friend in self-defense

15 hours ago

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Former Real Housewives star spills on doing time with Ghislaine

17 hours ago

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DC mayor announces new rodent control initiative, and no…

17 hours ago

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Frau Ingraham’s message just slightly more subtle than her chyron

17 hours ago

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Save the Krill activists plow ship into trawler off Antarctica

17 hours ago

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Egyptians used slave toil efficiently to build pyramids: study

18 hours ago

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Deeply frustrated fan vents on internet as team crumbles on field

19 hours ago

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Bored loser exits big showdown early

20 hours ago

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Michigan’s Benson says eff that to Trump voting order

20 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Orange Assclown brings his circus to Los Supremos

21 hours ago

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Wolf bites German woman in IKEA parking lot

22 hours ago

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Master statesman uses colloquialisms to connect with commoners

22 hours ago

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UAE aims to deploy force to retake Hormuz

23 hours ago

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Fox News reports dumpy weirdo to intrude upon adult conversation

24 hours ago

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Surprise! Hegseth unsuspends crews in Kid Rock flyby

1 day ago

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CNN poll: Trump economic approval sets new record

1 day ago

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WATCH LIVE: Dumpy Old Slob signs fake SAVE executive order, lol

2 days ago

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Sick freak MAGA pedophile sentenced to four years in prison

2 days ago

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“That’s too bad, but I just know nothing about it”: Trump on Noem

2 days ago

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Orange Cinderella screams as evil law wizard disappears ballroom

2 days ago

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Benny Johnson intrigued by Matt Gaetz’s thrilling tale of human copulation with aliens held in captivity on shadowy military bases

2 days ago

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Judge blocks Trump’s stupid White House ballroom construction

2 days ago

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US Army suspends Apache crews for Kid Rock mansion flyby video

2 days ago

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New York Post reports Kristi “devastated,” her family “blindsided”

2 days ago

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Fired FBI agents sue K$H and Bondi

2 days ago

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Central “Gulf of America” hit with 3.9 magnitude quake: USGS seismologist in fear of getting fired for irreparable thoughtcrime

2 days ago

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Well guess this explains why Kristi and Corey make it so obvious

2 days ago

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IRGC threatens US tech companies’ facilities in Middle East

2 days ago

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“There’s no real threat”

2 days ago

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Dr Feelgood says Iran worth the sacrifice of GOP seats in midterms

2 days ago

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King Charles RSVPs for Trump invite

2 days ago

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New “Cicada” COVID could lead to serious disappointment for cats

2 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Pete Boozebreath drags himself to podium

2 days ago

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Orange Warlord demands UK, Europe clean up his mess for him

2 days ago

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Bondi DOJ closed over 23,000 investigations in first half of 2025

2 days ago

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AFP pulled “unflattering” pic of Karoline after she expressed anger

2 days ago

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Breaking: Comer often claims a lot of shit that isn’t actually true

2 days ago

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Trump now telling aides to end war, leave Hormuz closed: WSJ

2 days ago

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Gas passes $4/gallon mark nationally for first time since 2022

2 days ago

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Substandard construction practices envisioned by AI

2 days ago

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Iranians kaboom Kuwaiti oil tanker off Dubai

3 days ago

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Wait for Subway to become next MAGA boycott target

3 days ago

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