WHOA! Breaking news here: Former Congresswoman Tutti Gabba has left the Democratic Party because she thinks Russia is an unfair victim of Western aggression or something. That Tully Gabbagool is kind of a suspicious character though. Something wasn’t always right with her.
Like she voted “present” when former President Chomp was impeached for the first time, leaving her loyalties suspect even back then. And then her shitty presidential campaign and third party run that didn’t happen because that would take actual work. Plus her speech at the ZPAC right wing convention earlier this year. We guess announcing she was leaving the party was the only way to act like she was relevant again. The mainstream media sure took it hook, line, and sinker on Tuesday. But don’t count on seeing Tussy Garvard’s name in the news again anytime soon.