Biden nominates new IRS chief

President Biden on Thursday announced he’s nominated former Obama-era Acting Internal Revenue Service Commissioner Danny Werfel to lead the tax agency and its 87,000 new Imperial Stormtroopers to subjugate American families or whatever that bullshit line was, Axios reports.

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Fox News adds quotation marks to dangers election workers face

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Harris’s September fundraising more than triples Trump’s

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“What about the goose – the geese?!? What about the geese?!?”

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