The damage from the $8 Blue Check shitshow on Twitter spread outside of Elon Musk’s kingdom on Friday as a tweet from a fake account posing as pharmaceutical megacorporation Eli Lilly and Company saying “We are excited to announce insulin is free now” reignited public anger over the cocksuckers charging obscene amounts for the life-saving drug and resulted in a 5% drop in its stock price, Semafor reports. Several of Eli Lilly’s competitors, including Danish company Novo Nordisk and French Sanofi also took similar hits. “This is almost like a symbol of the mob in many ways: like the market realized that there are people who want to come out at Eli Lilly with pitchforks,” medical media egghead Dr Eric Feigl-Ding told Semafor about the karmic destruction.
Our editorial position is that insulin production should be nationalized by the United States government and the official response to complaints over the patent violation should be “Fuck you.”